OC Video Tape: Iosif Maklakov [The camera turns on, revealing a 17-year-old Russian boy with lavender hair and a small purple forelock, dark-green eyes, 5'8" height, and wearing oval specs, an E-cigarette in his mouth, a jacket made of old leather, padded brown gloves, blue jeans and white expensive sneakers. Also, a dark-eyed white ferret is on his shoulder, with a cream-yellow colored chip in its mouth. The both of them are looking to the camera in a stoic manner]Iosif: (speaking in a light Russian accent) Privet, my name is Iosif Maklakov. And as you can see, I'm an immigrant from Russia. My mother, Grusha Maklakov, pretty much runs the family around here. Oh yeah, b
Whole Fiction Panic Ch. 5 On this particular humid Thursday noon, Alan and his friends from Little Spielburg of the West Side known as Dexter Douglas and Loud Kiddington were in Toontown, relaxing at a coffee shop on McDuck Avenue. Alan decided to bring Glomper along just in case he needed to bond with him more."Y'know," Dexter was saying, "The li'l rabbit does look kinda fashionable with that indigo scarf.""Thanks," Alan replied sheepishly. "Felicia's pretty knowledgeable on animal fashion, I can tell you that.""WHY DOESN'T GLOMPER LIKE CARROT JUICE, THOUGH?" Loud asked in his booming voice which was beyond the volume of Yosemite Sam's voice."Voice down, we d
Whole Fiction Panic preview 2 [we cut to a scene where Smoker and Lucky Piquell find a chamber in a dungeon]Stereotypes. They practically dominate the human psyche in every way.BGM: Across the Sky (Emilie Autumn)[cutscene to where a picnic table is shown, the surface of it having Disney picture books scattered on it, as well as Looney Tunes comics organized in the center of the table]Boy's Voice: Hey, Alan...When you grow up, will you still look back to the good times you've had in your childhood?Alan's Voice: Um...sure, I'll do that, if it'll mean something to you.Boy's Voice: Good, 'cause I don't wanna put up with all this crap going on with the world we liv
Whole Fiction Panic Ch. 4 Alan walked out of Napalm's abode and walked down the road with Glomper by his side. It was strange how he managed to get a Bunny-Kid to keep his personal space, seeing as he could never do so with the girls who had a crush on him. Felicia gave Glomper a deep-blue scarf around his neck to tell that he's Alan's. It seemed pretty fitful with him.The two of them kept walking until they reached the West/East border, then climbed up the steps to get to Alan's apartment. That's when they came across a certain friend of his: It was a boy Alan's age, who was at least 5'0" tall, had black hair with three stripes doing horizontally on his left side,
Whole Fiction Panic Ch. 3 "...And after I escaped from that cannonball, I decided to get it over with and deliver the parcels. Freakazoid was excited about the crazy gadget Max sent him. The Rhinocs...well, Rabbids and Rhinocs are sworn enemies, so all the horn-nosed beings got was a bomb for their clan's Founder's Day. And then I came here."Alan finally finished the whole story to Napalm, as he ate a plate full of savory steamed buns (his second-favorite food after pastry-cased fish). Glomper was eating a hot dog with ketchup and mustard, bigger than the one Alan gave to him that same morning."Huh...interesting," Napalm nodded curiously. "So you found Glomper yes
X-Over Randomness 7 X-Over Randomness 7Crossover Randomness 7 is IN THE HOUSE!!Alan Trotter: (in front of the title on the left) Better and crazier than ever before!Death the Kid: (on the right) So stay with us as we unravel the craziness that is this series.[STATIC]Beezy: (walks into Dudley Puppy's apartment) Hey, Dudley! My dad told me to pick up a parcel that's been left with you, so could you…?(looks around blankly, not seeing him to be any of the rooms. The only room that seems to be occupied was the bedroom, so he walks over to it)Beezy: Wonder what's up in there?(noises could be heard in the room, so Beezy digs into his pocket and bri
X-Over Randomness 6 Welcome to Crossover Randomness 6!Alan: (helping Death the Kid out with reorganizing the room to suit his needs) So, Kid, what are we gonna do to host this new batch of segments?DTK: (concentrating on fixing a picture frame) That's right...Just a few more centimeters, that would do it...Alan: Maybe we should add more meme references...I dunno.DTK: A little bit to the left...Almost... (hand slips and the frame tilts a foot over)Alan: !!!!!! Okay, here goes another meltdown from the Shinigami prince...DTK: FFFFFFFFFUU*beeeeeeeeeep*!! F*beep*K F*beep*K F*beep*KF*beep*KF*beep*K! WHY CAN'T IT BE PERFECT FOR JUST ONE GODDAMN SECOND?!!?
X-Over Randomness 5 [STATIC]Alan: (walks into the boarding house of Toonime) I'M HOME! Anyone here? Helloooo? Digeri Dingo? Death the Kid? Speedy???(dead silence everywhere)Alan: .......Huh. Guess it's just me the—Pinkie Pie: (pops out from behind the couch) SURPRISE~!!!Alan: (freaks out, his hair fraying out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (falls backwards) Wha...What's going on here?!America: The author of this fanfic series hasn't been getting to work for so long that her imagination outside of addiction's expired, dude!Alan: ...Who are you and what'd you do with my old friends?Homestar: (sitting on the couch with a bowl of marshmallow fluff) Oh, th
X-over Randomness 4 [STATIC]Alan: (watching Troll 2 on VHS in his apartment living room) ........ (thinking) God, how predictably cheesy... 9_9 _< Of all the times for Darkwing Duck and Megavolt to duke it out!Voice Outside: (belonging to Yusuke Urameshi) GARBAGE DAY! :DAnderson's Voice: SILENCE!!! DXAlan: -_- ............. (gets off the couch and walks into a different room) Where does Dad keep the candles again??[STATIC](in the Intertoonial Market, Digeri Dingo is seen giving a thumbs-up and motioning to Knuckles the Echidna)Digeri Dingo: Alright, step right up and face off against the formidable fighter of Mobius, and Faithful Guardian of the Ma
Why Is Alucard So Dang Scary? (Scene: Shane is walking around in the park, paranoid of his surroundings)Shane: _> ......... -_- Hm. (continues walking on)Shadowy Figure: (is seen lurking in the bushes) ...........SFX: Rustle, rustle, rustle...Shane: (jerks his head up, looking around) !!!! AYE! WHO'S THAT THERE?!!?Shadowy Figure: (comes up from behind Shane) Um, hello?Shane: (startled) AAAAAAAUH!! D8 (accidentally sets his Shoop da Whoop laser watch off and blasts the person behind him)(He turns around. The person he Shooped turned out to be Carly Foster)Carly: O_o ...... *cough* Hey! Why'd you do that?!Shane: 0_0;; (panicky) Sorry, sorrysorry! Didn't me
What Makes Lolita Cool "Sachiko, are you sure this will keep everyone from thinking otherwise of what you do?" Lydia Karaoke was asking as the two women (along with the two bishie men, Ayame and Shigure Sohma) walked down the streets of Toonime Island's East Side. Sachiko Kimura looked to her, smiling optimistically."Of course it will. You need to have a little faith, you know?"Shigure nodded and added, "Gothic and Lolita isn't entirely about things being creepy or dangerous, it's also about innocence and elegance.""And definitely not pedophile, if I do say so myself!" Ayame kept a happy look on his face."Not to sound derogatory, but I don't actually see ho
No Spring Skips Its Turn April 3rd, 2010.Tamaki Suoh and Kimihiro Watanuki were seen under a canopy of cherry trees, sitting around on a purple-gingham picnic blanket. Between the two boys were two bento boxes filled with fresh, salty onigiri and sweet hanami dango. Aside from rice and salmon, the delicate scent that could be sensed was the nectar of the sakura blossoms above their heads."Well!" Tamaki sighed happily in the serene atmosphere he and his best friend were in. "It's been two days since your birthday. Do you have anything to say now that you're another year older and wiser?"Watanuki glanced at the blond Host Club prince and turned away in deep thoug
Unity Knuckles looked up to the blond ninja from where he was lying down, injured. The Angel Island Shrine had turned into a battleground of robots, all of them wrecked and lying around, dead. Naruto Uzumaki, who's Kyuubi powers had died down, looked down to the red echidna."Wha...What did you help me out for? I could've taken them all out on my own..."Naruto stood above him, silent for a moment. But then he answered. "That giant gemstone means so much to you, doesn't it? If it's that important, then that was the least I could do to help.""What're you saying?" Knuckles asked, trying to get up."Well...There's something about you that makes m
Eccentro's Fangirl dilemma Marik and Bakura were bored one day, so they decided to pay a past friend a visit. Prince Eccentro, after being off of Fox Kids for so long, lived in his castle with Batch and Gluko. But for some reason when the two duelists entered the castle to meet him, Eccentro was sitting in a corner depressed.Bakura: (to Batch and Gluko) What the deuce is wrong with him?!Batch: He's been like this ever since his #1 fangirl pushed him aside for this Once-ler dude.Marik: I'm sorry, but what?? What could possibly be in the Once-ler? He's never shown! And that Ed Wunceler the third is too much of a hooligan!Gluko showed them a picture, her smile not
Boot to the Head parody To celebrate my friend Ben Valor's upcoming birthday, I'm putting up an RP we did of the skit Boot To The Head. I really enjoyed it, and I hope you all will too.Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respective owners.Chris McClean: Well, then, now that we're all here, as Mr. Valor's lawyer, I am here to empower his Last Will and Testament. ^_^Garfield: Well, get on with it. The pizzeria will open soon.Rion: (from Agent Aika, hugging America and crying) OHH! POOR MR. VALOR!!America: (pats her back) There there, Rion...Candace: This is gonna be loads of fun. (pause) Not! I'd rather be trying to bust Phineas and Ferb!
The Christmas Gremlin: Deleted Scene While Matt was nowhere to be found, Alt was of course causing mayhem by shape-shifting into different characters, making everyone turn against each other.Jiro Mochizuki: (to Tatsuhiko Shido) Oh, good afternoon to you, Shido! Have you and Shinji been doing goo— (gets smacked by Shido's blood whip) AAAAGH! WHAT THE HELL?!Shido: Don't "What the hell" ME, BASTARD! You do NOT, under ANY circumstances, compare me to Edward Cullen! I'm WIMPIER than him?! How DARE you!!Jiro: Huh?! What are you talking about?! Why would I compare you to that glittery twerp?!Shido: I heard it from your very tongue, Mochizuki! Don't think you can talk your
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